Class play

Such a cute class play about the Water Cycle! They sang songs about rain and sun and recited poems.

Watch Out!

Every morning before I leave the house Thomas tells me to "Watch out for......" a list of wild animals. This list often culminates in the scariest or meanest animal he can think of. For example, he might say, "Watch out for wild dogs, hyenas, hippos and polar bears. They are an apex predator and can scratch you and eat you."

Well, yesterday he ended with, "....and watch out for elephants. And 6th grade girls."

Apparently he hears me complain about them a little too often :)

Say What?

Yes, this is a picture of the hole in the PATCH I put on these jeans to repair the hole that was already there. Does the child actually walk during the day or just crawl around on his knees?

Buddies at School

Help Me Daddy!

No children were harmed in the filming of this movie!!  In fact, he laid there and giggled until he noticed that I was giggling too, then he got up and made it fall on his head again.  "Gilligan!!"

Aging Eyes

While at dinner, we were discussing the current state of my vision, and lamenting the need to get glasses for full time use (??).  Thomas, suddenly mentioned that he, too was having some trouble with his vision.  The 1st time was delivered a little better, but for a re-take, under direction, I think it still came out pretty funny.

Questions

Before school today.

Thomas: Daddy, why don't girls have penises?

Tom: That's part of what makes us different.

Thomas: You need to be more pacific.

Tom:

Yep, at that point, Daddy gets more coffee.