Dear Stomach Virus,
First, let me thank you for not being very serious. I appreciate that we are only dealing with one end and that we didn't end up in the ER like last time.
Now, a request.
Go away.
I do have my reasons. My boy is starving and not keeping all that food in his little body. He is going too many times a day. Oh yeah, and did I mention that the fact that he has to go at about 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning every single day is GETTING.VERY.OLD? No, I didn't mention it. Well let me now. I am tired. I am done with you. AND.....I NEED to get out of this house. We are no longer having fun. I have heard "Mommy" about 12 bajillion times in the last few days (yes, I counted).
So.
To summarize. Thanks and buh-bye!
Sincerely,
I need a babysitter and a night out
ps- Tell your friend respiratory virus that he/she can take the endless snot and coughing and shove it.
1 comment:
LOL! Too funny! And, so sad that he's still sick! I think Mom might be right about picking something up from the zoo...Hope Mr. Stomach Virus goes away very soon!!
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