At the dinner table......
Thomas (to Tom): Before you knew mommy, I lived in her belly.
Tom and I (laughing): No, first mommy and daddy met, then we fell in love then we got married then you were in mommy's belly.
Thomas: How did I get there?
Crickets chirping......Parents' heart rate increasing......Panicked looks across the table....
Tara (panic stricken): Um, mommy and daddy put you there together.
Thomas: How?
Tom (also panic stricken): Um, it's complicated. You might have to be older before you understand.
Quick change of subject and disaster averted! We were NOT prepared for that conversation.
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