Thomas and I went to the zoo yesterday with 3 other people - 2 co-workers and the almost 3 year old son of one of them.
At the gorilla habitat...
One of the gorillas started to pee. All the kids around were thrilled.
Thomas (NOT quietly): That gorilla is pee peeing out of her bottom. I don't do that. When I have to pee pee, I go out of my penis. Mommy pee pees out of her bottom.
My co-workers are now in hysterics.
Later on this same trip Thomas grabs himself so I think he needs to go to the bathroom.
Me: Thomas, let's go find a potty.
Thomas: I don't need to go to the potty.
Me: You are grabbing yourself, that makes me think you need to go.
Thomas: No, I'm just grabbing my penis for fun.
My co-workers are again in hysterics.
Good grief, who taught this kid to talk?
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And you used to like the zoo! What a trip that was.
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